Piece of human garbage

Vic, English, tv geek. I am known to eat two pizzas on a night out. Creaky knees. I make gifs of things when I'm not sleeping or 'working'.

I fangirl over a lot of shows and people, but Amy Poehler is my hero. May drink wine and send you weird messages.





Dear Sister,

By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then I’ll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you’ll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.

Love,

Your brother, Keith.

P.S.: Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other.

@THEME