Piece of human garbage

Vic, English, tv geek. I am known to eat two pizzas on a night out. Creaky knees. I make gifs of things when I'm not sleeping or 'working'.

I fangirl over a lot of shows and people, but Amy Poehler is my hero. May drink wine and send you weird messages.



As a Brit, I was genuinely unaware of the cult of Dear Sister when I posted that video. I uploaded it, thought “maybe 12 people will appreciate and understand this”, and went to the pub.




Dear Sister,

By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then I’ll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you’ll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.

Love,

Your brother, Keith.

P.S.: Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other.

@THEME