Piece of human garbage

Vic, English, tv geek. I am known to eat two pizzas on a night out. Creaky knees. I make gifs of things when I'm not sleeping or 'working'.

I fangirl over a lot of shows and people, but Amy Poehler is my hero. May drink wine and send you weird messages.




Peed myself a little bit

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This picture is from an article called “The Rescuing Hug”. The article details the first week of life of a set of twins. Each were in their respective incubators and one was not expected to live. A hospital nurse fought against the hospital rules and placed the babies in one incubator. When they were placed together, the healthier of the two, threw an arm over her sister in an endearing embrace. The smaller baby’s heart stabilized and temperature rose to normal.



Hoho, what a Summer; an emotional roller coaster.

I ran over a turtle in the parking lot, but then I saved him by gluing his shell back together. But.. I’m not that good with puzzles, so I patched him with stuff from around the office. But.. I couldn’t get the pieces to fit right. Then, one day, while I was reaching for the glue, I crushed his shell again. But I rebuilt him even better that time!

But it turned out the turtle was already dead.


poehlerexpedition:

Promo: ‘Parks and Recreation’ Season 5 Sneak Peek | EW

this makes me incredibly excited.





“My sister and I fight all the time. What can I do to help my sister and I get along better?” [x]



@THEME