Piece of human garbage

Vic, English, tv geek. I am known to eat two pizzas on a night out. Creaky knees. I make gifs of things when I'm not sleeping or 'working'.

I fangirl over a lot of shows and people, but Amy Poehler is my hero. May drink wine and send you weird messages.





Martin Freeman attempting to explain his experience meeting Prince William




A customer calls and he’s hysterically crying, and I said ‘Oh my goodness, sir are you ok, what’s wrong?’. He tells me that people came out to fix his internet, and they left some live wires in his garden, to which I was like ‘Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry, we’ll get that cleared up’, blah blah blah. He told me that his dog chewed on the wire and electrocuted itself, and I was trying to console him ‘Oh sir, I’m so sorry, what kind of dog was it?’, ‘It’s a Yorkie’ and I was like ‘Oh my goodness, sir, what was your dog’s name?’ and he said ‘SPARKY’. 


Daniel Radcliffe reading simplydanielradcliffe fanfiction on The Graham Norton Show



Homeland 2.10 - Broken Hearts


The Human Trampoline



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